Good News It's Father's Day Funny Greeting Card

The trick to breaking bad news is to pair it with a bit of good news. Car broke down? You now will have a chance to exercise more. Pet died? Now you have some excellent fertiliser for the garden. Got you for a son? Now you get a present and a card once a year! A Fathers Day card with a picture of a father and his son. Text above reads Good news! It's Father's Day. Bad news! I'm you're son.