F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Sometimes you just need to seize the day and be fabulous! There's always someone who leaps out of bed with such gay abandon and is far too fabulous for that time of the morning. Nauseating isn't well, well this bright fabulous card might just be for them. A birthday card with a photo of 1970s aerobic dancers in front of a rainbow pattern. Text above reads Wake Up Be fabulous Repeat.