Because They Arrgh – Funny Pirate Joke Card

This cheeky kawaii card delivers a classic pirate joke with peak dad-joke energy! Because they Arrgh with maximum adorable charm! (◕‿◕)🏴‍☠️Featuring a kid in full kawaii pirate mode — striped shirt, skull hat, and a toy sword — this delightful friend asks the age-old question: "Why are pirates called pirates?" and answers it perfectly: "Because they Arrgh" with maximum cuteness! Great for birthdays, casual laughs, or anyone with a pun-tastic sense of kawaii humor (and a high tolerance for adorable groans)! ✨🏴‍☠️ Why it's pirate-kawaii: Adorable kawaii kid pirate with classic joke charm Perfect for pun lovers who appreciate kawaii dad-joke energy Sweet swashbuckling personality with toy sword cuteness Hand-designed with pirate love and kawaii precision ⚔️ Perfect for kawaii pirate adventures: Kids who love kawaii pirate humor and adventure Pun-loving adults with kawaii swashbuckling appreciation Birthdays that need kawaii treasure-worthy laughs Wannabe pirates who deserve kawaii Arrgh magic 📏 Card details: A6 size (105 x 148mm) for perfect kawaii portability Printed on 350gsm smooth silk card for kawaii quality Blank inside — make it personal, punny, or kawaii poetic Includes kraft envelope for easy kawaii delivery (no bottle required) Designed and printed with pirate love in the UK Perfect for kawaii kids, pun-loving adults, and wannabe swashbucklers. This one's a kawaii treasure that brings maximum adorable pirate magic! 🏴‍☠️✨💕