F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Gin. Vodka. Whisky. Cider. Every man has their own favourite libation but this car is all about Beer. If you know a regular pisshead or real ale w*nker then this is a card for them (along with a four pack for good measure). A greeting card with a 1960s picture of a man holding a pint. White text above him reads Beer I love you!