F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Is there one friend who's a bit of a knob and everyone knows it. They may even be proud of this fantastic achievement so why not send them this perfect card to congratulate them on it so. They can frame it and everything. A greeting card with a 1970s picture of smiling work colleagues all in a row, Bold text above reads Everyone thinks you're a knob.