F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's the perfect birthday card for that *one* person in the office. You never know they might even take receiving this card as a badge of honour. A birthday card with a retro photo of a smiling man with glasses, a moustache and lurid green shirt sitting at a work desk. Bold white text above reads Happy Birthday to the office w*nker.