F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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What does your liver know anyway, it's not until you've slumped into your kebab and chips mumbling random words that you probably need to stop drinking. Or maybe not, remember people, please drink responsibly. A greeting card with a retro picture of a red jacketed barman with a cocktail shaker. White text on the front reads Shut up liver! You're fine.