F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's a birthday card to give to that one person who thinks they are a superstar on TikTok, but actually they only have about fourteen followers. If they've followers in the thousands good luck to them, although they might still be a twat. A greeting card with a 1970s picture of an authoritative man sitting at a desk, beside him is globe. Text above him reads You're not TikTok famous you're a twat.