This Necks You

It was a neck and neck race between the two tallest giraffes in Africa. Geraldine and Afke had been two very good friends for years. They were certainly belligerent and not always nice to each other. But when a man came into play, they decided to run. Not that they would save way for each other, love or friendship, but a real race would be set up. “Here is the starting line” cried Afke. “Okay, but then here's the finish,” Geraldine said. Bob was allowed to count down and there they would go. Neck and neck Geraldine and Afke headed for the finish line but besides long necks, they also had long legs and long legs. Not that they were quick to step on their toes, but they didn't want to let each other win, but just before the finish line Geraldine trips over her legs and Afke trips over it and behind. Rolling and sliding they cross the finish line together like a Gerafke. Bob thought it was a mockery and decided to look higher up. So never fight for a man if it can destroy a friendship.