Penis Shaped Apero Board in Solid Wood - Funny and Original Gift

👉 Penis-shaped aperitif board: the goal of a lifetime! Months of research, drawings thrown in the trash, unsuccessful attempts, mockery from my wife and incomprehension from those close to me, to finally arrive at this result, the ultimate goal of my life: an aperitif board shaped like a penis. What pride! 😎🍆 👉 A handcrafted wooden board that provides pleasure! Made by hand, in France, with love and all the passion that drives me, by selecting quality raw materials, this wooden tray is the ideal product for an aperitif. An original and funny gift to give to little gourmands who like to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the “acorns”. Meaty, vegetarian, vegan or vegan, everyone needs a penis-shaped board to welcome their friends in a good mood! Life can be hard sometimes (did you see the pun?), but when you pull a wooden board in the shape of a rod out of the kitchen cupboard, everyone smiles, if not , change relationships quickly! 🙄 Who said size doesn't matter? With a STUNNING length of 47 cm, this sublime phallus with perfect curves will keep all its promises: • It is practical: with its three large hollowed-out spaces (acorn, trunk and purses) to place cheeses, tapas, sausages, peanuts, small cakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines and homemade preparations... • It is beautiful and decorative: made with solid beech wood, impress your guests with a long, wide penis with marked (wood) veins! • It is solid: with a thickness of 2cm of solid wood, your wooden penis will accompany you for a very long time: a true life companion! Board delivered ready to offer, lovingly hand oiled and packaged with a beautiful blue/white/red ribbon, a humorous card with maintenance tips. For more realism, the zizi board is available in two versions: with left curvature or right curvature. You will have understood: attention to detail is a priority for me. Warning: each penis is unique, but you already know that! The natural shades and grains of the wood may vary! 👉 For what occasions should you offer a wooden aperitif board in the shape of a cock? • Bachelor party (EVG, EVJF) • Housewarming / Moving in • Valentine's Day • First of April • Farewell • Easter (with chocolate to accompany of course) • Father’s Day (or Mother’s Day but you have to dare…) • Birthday • Wedding anniversary • Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad or dad-in-law: guaranteed effect!) • Invitation to an aperitif / A dinner with friends… • …and above all for no reason, just for fun! A great sage once said: “Don’t let anyone convince you that your dreams are too big, buy a rod-shaped board” Are you excited about the idea of owning your own cock-shaped aperitif board and making a dream come true? Are you looking for a funny gift idea to stand out from the crowd? Are you invited to an aperitif dinner? Order now ! 🍆