F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Who wants to be sensible and wise anyway. When I get old (you could say I'm already on my way) I want to be a silly and badly behaved as possible. Think we can all manage that and make old age just a little bit more fun. A birthday card with a 1960s picture an an excited looking old man against a purple background. White and yellow text above him reads Older! and still no wiser.