F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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This card is definitely one of the more extreme in the already quite cheeky Dean Morris Cards catalogue. But we all know one and you know the perfect person you could send this too. Even better they might be a special c*nt and as a bonus they might like roses. Double win! A greeting card with a lovely picture of a big pink rosebud. Above it fancy text reads To a special c*nt.