Had a Fall Old Age Survival Button - Novelty Retirement Gift

Welcome to the moment in life where falling over becomes having a fall. The Had a Fall Survival Button is the ultimate old age joke—a talking novelty button on a lanyard that lets you shout “Help!”, “I’ve had a fall!”, and “I’ve taken a tumble!” with the press of a button (because drama takes effort at 50+). Whether they’re turning 40, 50, 60 or just known for being clumsy on tiled floors, this funny birthday gift will have the whole party in stitches - especially the guest of honour. And unlike actual emergency alarms, this one doesn’t call for help… it just calls attention. Great for funny retirement gifts, milestone birthdays, or the friend who says “my knees aren’t what they used to be” every time they sit down. Perfectly packaged for laughs, and even better when handed over seriously. Yes, it’s unnecessary. Yes, it’s inappropriate. Yes, it’s getting worn immediately.