The Selective Listener's Ear Trumpet

Sick and tired of having to repeat yourself to a man in your life over and over again? Before you get him fitted for hearing aids, try this: The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet. By amplifying and channelling sounds directly into their ear canal, they now have no excuse for not hearing you when you asked them to put the washing on! Disclaimer: if selective listening continues to occur you may need to replace the man with a newer version.