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Emergency Axe Kimmer Card Flocker Cards – Kimmer Edition: Dive In With Sass! Make waves with your message! Whether you're cheering someone on or throwing shade with style, this Kimmer-inspired Flocker Card is your go-to for bold vibes and open-water energy. Your Message, Your Way Say it loud, say it proud, say it like Kimmer – with grit, grace, and a splash of cheekiness. Funny, Witty, Rude & Cute Just like Kimmer’s strokes – strong, swift, and never boring. Perfect for birthdays, pep talks, or just because someone needs a splash of reality. Funny, Witty, Rude & Cute – Cards as bold and diverse as your personality. Blank inside – For you to write heartfelt sentiments, biting sarcasm, or that inside joke nobody else would get. 148 x 148mm square size – Compact yet impactful—just like your sense of humour. 350gsm silk card – Smooth, sturdy, and premium quality because you care about the details. Includes a white envelope – For that perfect finishing touch. Cellophane cover to protect. Whether you’re spreading joy or teasing with a grin, Flocker Cards have got you covered. Go ahead—make someone’s day with a card that’s a little out of the ordinary! Flockers is growing a strong community of followers who are enjoying the change and humour! If you're looking to stock a brand that blends countryside charm, cheeky wit, and decades of design pedigree, then welcome to the world of Flockers—where originality roams free and every tee tells a tale. A Legacy of Laughter and Style Though Flockers may be a fresh face on the retail scene, its creative heartbeat—Cookie—has been crafting best-selling designs since 1995. If you’ve ever owned a Weirdfish tee, or Old Guys Rule, Uber Moose (and let’s be honest, who hasn’t?), you’ve already worn a piece of Cookie’s legacy. Now, he’s back with a flock of new ideas that are delightfully irreverent and unmistakably British. From Flockers to Little Flockers The brand isn’t just about one range—it’s a growing family: Flockers: The flagship line of humorous, hand-drawn designs that turn heads and spark smiles. Mooody: A developing brand with its own quirky identity. Barking Mad for the dog Lovers Total Bull for the farming community Flok –Q For the vocals in life! Little Flockers: For the younger crowd who want to wear their mischief on their sleeves. Each design is born in the rolling hills of Herefordshire, where Cookie sketches, mixes colours, and oversees every step of production in his studio. It’s not just a brand—it’s a cottage industry with a cult following. Flagship Shops & Loyal Customers With thriving flagship stores in Hay-on-Wye (2023) and Brecon (2024), Flockers has already built a loyal customer base who return for the laughs, the quality, and the community. These shops are more than retail spaces—they’re hubs of connection and creativity. Why Stock Flockers? Authenticity: Every design has a story, often decades in the making. Quality: From concept to print, everything is done in-house with precision and passion. Engagement: The brand thrives on social media and shows, building real relationships with customers and partners. Repeat Business: Customers come back again and again—not just for the products, but for the experience. So, if you're ready to join a brand that’s Heard Not Herded, let’s connect. Stocking Flockers means bringing a bit of countryside mischief, heritage humour, and handmade charm to your shelves. .