I'm That Slut From Tinder Rude Badge
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I mean, it's not too much to ask is it? I'm sure there are all sorts of variants in between, but this just has to be the best combination if you're looking for those attributes in a bloke. Now you can be brazen about it, too. A black postcard with a bright pink rosette style badge, with black capitalised writing that says 'All I want is a rich man with a big cock'.