You're My Best Bitch Funny Greeting Card
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In case you want a nice, bright postcard to remind you of all the endearing terms we use for the male member, here's one made for the job. A crisp white postcard with blue and black writing in magazine print style font saying 'Dick, Prick, Pecker, Cock, Schlong, Knob, Boner' in nice bold capitals.