Do I Look Like I Fly F'ing Economy? Rude Birthday Card

For those friends or relatives who would be offended by anybody suggesting they fly anything less than first class - you know who they are. A birthday card with a colour 1970's style picture of a young lady dressed in posh clothes and a hat, leaning in at a jaunty angle and looking at the camera, with the caption 'Do I Look like I Fly F'ing Economy' written in outlined bold white rounded letters on a light blue banner.