F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card

Overpriced Bolivian peasant food (that's a bit grainy anyway) or a nice slab of chocolate fudge cake. With a choice like that there really isn't any question of what I would prefer. If you want to bake your friend a quinoa crusted tofu cake (is that even a thing) when then maybe shop elsewhere otherwise this might be a card for you. A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake. The card reads F*** quinoa! I have cake