Generic Postcard Funny

Need a postcard to let people know stuff? Now we have one for all those major events - just tick away and send. You're bound to have needed at least one of these. Some are optional, of course.A bright pink postcard with the words 'Generic Postcard' in white, on a black background, followed by the choice of options for you to tick: 'Wish you were here. Hello! Sorry you're leaving. I'm moving house. I'm getting married. Tidy your room. I fancy you. I fancy your mum. I'm gay! I married my goldfish. I've changed sex. I've been abducted by aliens. ' they used the probe.'