Give Me Chocolate Then Piss Off Funny Badge

Whenever you see someone wearing this badge proceed with caution and do exactly what it says. Give them the chocolate and run. A badge that is split into two horizontal coloured halves, the top a chocolate brown and the bottom a brilliant white. It reads 'Give me chocolate then piss off' in shouty capitalised font, with the 'give me chocolate' in white and the 'then piss off' in the chocolate brown to contrast against their alternating backgrounds.