I Love You and your Rude Valentines Card

We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a boring Valentine's card to your loved one, why not send it to them and their Long Dong Silver (and another!) too. A red greeting card with rounded black and white text reading I love You and your pleasure pump, womb broom, disco stick, popsicle, clam hammer, love muscle, quimstake, arse opener, rumpleforeskin, dicktator, jurassic pork, spam javelin, yoghurt slinger, knobgoblin and long dong silver. This text is surrounded by cute little multicoloured penises.