I'm Not As Think As Your Drunk I Am Funny Coaster

Shh I'm not drunk, you're drunk! Sober as a judge... obviously. A perfect coaster for any event that involves alcohol. A coaster with a retro-style photo of a woman in front of balloons at a birthday party, wearing a party hat and winking while drinking alcohol. Above her are the words 'I'm not as think as you drunk I am' in capitalised, light and dark pink font against a white banner.