Today's Forecast (LARGE CARD) Funny

Have you checked the weather forecast today? If we are lucky it will be sunny and if it is anything like any other day then there will be a chance of wine...oh who am I kidding, there is definitely a chance of wine. Nice big card suitable for a group celebration card.A purple card with a retro-style photo of a weather presenter pointing to the forecast, which has pictures of sun and wine on it. Above are the words 'Today's forecast sunny, with a chance of wine' in capitalised black font against a white banner.