Tote Bags - Shots and Giggles (USA)

_Note: For customers in USA only. Price includes taxes & standard USA delivery. Please use currency changer before purchasing in USD._ What is a tote bag? What will you use your new tote bag for? Perhaps you will use it for shopping or taking a few things out with you, some books perhaps? Or will it act as a handy beach bag, or will you take it on a picnic with you for some of the extras? Either way, you can be satisfied that your tote bag will look fantastically colorful with an excellent print quality and amusing graphics printed on both sides. When you’re in the shops people will notice the bright colors, and the amusing pictures and may not be able to stop themselves from having a look. Hopefully this will cause some smirks and laughter! When you put the bag somewhere, you’ll know that it’s not a generic canvas tote bag, that it’s your comic tote bag and people can just get their hands off! What’s great is that the jokes on your tote bag require you to absorb the image, the characters, their activities and the joke scenario presented to you. It’s like a puzzle to unlock which you carry around with you as a shoulder bag. The joke on the tote bag may raise questions in your mind about what’s going on and why it’s funny. Is there a dimension or depth of funniness that you hadn’t thought of before? This is perfect, as it means you’re less like to get bored of it. The joke will keep surprising you, especially as you watch friends and colleagues react - keeping you entertained and satisfied.   PRODUCT FEATURES: * 100% Polyester. * Decorated front and rear with same design. * Black webbing 1-inch cotton web handles. * Double-stitched seams for durability. * Dry Clean or Spot Clean Only. PRODUCT DIMENSIONS AND WEIGHT: * The height is 42cm or 16 inches. * The width is 42cm or 16 inches. * The weight is 73g or 0.16 pounds. * 10 Liters or 2.2 gallons of capacity. SHOTS AND GIGGLES _This was the most relaxing holiday that they had ever experienced! _ People are enjoying themed rides at a water park right next to a large green mountain and a beach shoreline. The sky is a light blue with radiant yellow sunbeams and the sandy beach is just visible next to the deep blue sea waterfront. The water slides are purple, pink, red and green. At the center is a pink cosmopolitan cocktail drink within a chill out area at the Cosmo Zone. Shots and Giggles celebrates our love of letting go, having a drink and relaxing in the sun. What better way to do that than to combine cocktails with a water slides - what could possibly go wrong?! The amusing attraction is part of a holiday package, called All Ginclusive. There are a number of thrill rides, such as Holy Shot, Depth Charge and the Screwdriver. Fancy something slower? Then try the Leg Spreader or the Sloe Ride. All the park slides have their names based on popular cocktail drinks! The places of utter relaxation include the Cosmo Zone and the Beer Jacuzzi. To shower off afterwards, or even during your swim, there is a selection of optic showers, with Whiskey, Rum, Tequila, Bourbon and Gin. Lastly, to just enjoy a good old drink, head over to Spritzer Springs or the Tonic Waterfall to glug it down! These are only available via our online store or associated social media shops. You won’t find them in typical bricks-and-mortar stores on the high street.  DELIVERY GUIDANCE: Your product is printed on demand which takes 3-4 days. It’s then packaged and sent from the USA in 1-2 days depending your choice of tracked/standard shipping for USA delivery.