Tote Bags - Speed Dating (UK)

_Mike really let rip with full throttle on this one._ What will you use your new tote bag for? Perhaps you will use it for shopping or taking a few things out with you, some books perhaps? Or will it act as a handy beach bag, or will you take it on a picnic with you for some of the extras? Either way, you can be satisfied that your tote bag will look fantastically colourful with an excellent print quality and amusing graphics printed on both sides. When you’re in the shops people will notice the bright colours, and the amusing pictures and may not be able to stop themselves from having a look. Hopefully this will cause some smirks and laughter! When you put the bag somewhere, you’ll know that it’s not a generic canvas tote bag, that it’s your comic bag and people can just get their hands off! What’s great is that the jokes on your bag are not just textual, they require you to absorb the image, the characters, their activities and the joke scenario presented to you. It’s like a puzzle to unlock which you carry around with you as a shoulder bag. The joke on the tote bag may raise questions in your mind about what’s going on and why it’s funny. Is there a dimension or depth of funniness that you hadn’t thought of before? This is perfect, as it means you’re less like to get bored of it. The joke will keep surprising you, especially as you watch friends and colleagues react - keeping you entertained and satisfied.   PRODUCT FEATURES: * 100% Polyester. * Decorated front and rear with same design. * Black webbing long handles PRODUCT DIMENSIONS AND WEIGHT: * The handles are 67cm or 26.38 inches long. * The height is 42cm or 16.54 inches. * The width is 38cm or 14.96 inches. * The weight is 73g or 0.16 pounds. * 10 Litres or 2.2 gallons of capacity. SPEED DATING This joke was originally formed with different vehicles involved but boats fit very well with the phrase "motorboating". It reminds us a bit of a James Bond scene. For us this has the right level of cheekiness and consent to be acceptable. There’s a touch of romance with the two wine glasses at the ready. A nice touch of slapstick action. These are only available via our online store or associated social media shops. You won’t find them in typical bricks-and-mortar stores on the high street.   DELIVERY GUIDANCE: Your product is printed on demand which takes 1-3 days. It’s then packaged and sent in 1-2 days depending your choice of tracked/standard shipping for delivery.