Tote Bags - Zombie Apologies (USA)

_No returns for this little stinker!_ _Note: For customers in USA only. Price includes taxes & standard USA delivery. Please use currency changer before purchasing in USD._ What will you use your new tote bag for? Perhaps you will use it for shopping or taking a few things out with you, some books perhaps? Or will it act as a handy beach bag, or will you take it on a picnic with you for some of the extras? Either way, you can be satisfied that your tote bag will look fantastically colorful with an excellent print quality and amusing graphics printed on both sides. When you’re in the shops people will notice the bright colors, and the amusing pictures and may not be able to stop themselves from having a look. Hopefully this will cause some smirks and laughter! When you put the bag somewhere, you’ll know that it’s not a generic canvas tote bag, that it’s your comic bag and people can just get their hands off! What’s great is that the jokes on your bag require you to absorb the image, the characters, their activities and the joke scenario presented to you. It’s like a puzzle to unlock which you carry around with you as a shoulder bag. The joke on the tote bag may raise questions in your mind about what’s going on and why it’s funny. Is there a dimension or depth of funniness that you hadn’t thought of before? This is perfect, as it means you’re less like to get bored of it. The joke will keep surprising you, especially as you watch friends and colleagues react - keeping you entertained and satisfied.   PRODUCT FEATURES: * 100% Polyester. * Decorated front and rear with same design. * Black webbing 1-inch cotton web handles. * Double-stitched seams for durability. * Dry Clean or Spot Clean Only. PRODUCT DIMENSIONS AND WEIGHT: * The height is 42cm or 16 inches. * The width is 42cm or 16 inches. * The weight is 73g or 0.16 pounds. * 10 Liters or 2.2 gallons of capacity. ZOMBIE APOLOGIES What went through our minds in creating this was that people just love supermarkets for the fresh produce. The expectation of a customer at a supermarket is that the produce will indeed be fresh. We imagined a twist on this with a smelly rotting zombie having the cheek to come in to complain about the freshness of the fish. These are only available via our online store or associated social media shops. You won’t find them in typical bricks-and-mortar stores on the high street.  DELIVERY GUIDANCE: Your product is printed on demand which takes 3-4 days. It’s then packaged and sent from the USA in 1-2 days depending your choice of tracked/standard shipping for USA delivery.