How to Be a Footballer by Peter Crouch

Winner of the 2018 Telegraph Sports Book Awards Sports Bestseller of the Year Very funny on almost every page wonderfully selfdeprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player Sunday Times The funniest man in British sport Metro Featured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer and youre suddenly in the strangest most baffling world of all. A world where one teammate comes to training in a brig Paperback softback