I Robot by Peter Crouch

A Daily Mail Book of the Year and Sunday Times bestseller What happens on the pitch is only half the story. Being a footballer is not just kicking a ball about with twentyone other people on a big grass rectangle. Sometimes being a footballer is about accidentally becoming best mates with Mickey Rourke or understanding why spitting is considered footballs most heinous crime. In How to be a Footballer Peter Crouch took us into a world of bad tattoos and even worse haircuts a world where youre on Paperback softback