Pretty Rude by Rebecca Elliott

I feel a thought forming in my head like a fart brewing in my stomach. And my thought fart is... Im gonna start a YouTube channel We have a plan. Hopefully nothing will randomly decide to mess with that plan like oh I dunno MY COMPLETE BUM HOLE OF A DAD COMING BACK AND FILLING OUR LIVES WITH CHAOS. You know Haylah Swinton shes big bold and funnier than a cat in a onesie playing the bagpipes. Shes been busy proving shes as a kickbutt comedian shes got herself a fab boyfriend called Dylan the b Paperback softback