The Ladybird Book of the Ex by Jason HazeleyJoel Morris

The PERFECT GIFT for anyone who has ever broken up with someone or ever been broken up with or is about to take a trip to Breakup City population you. Ah well thinks Martin. At least she left me a packet of cigarettes and a little bicycle made out of pipe cleaners. Rocco paid a fortune for the website getdianeback.com but it failed to get Diane back. So Rocco built a new Diane in his shed. The Diane runs on a 1kW motor can run most Android apps and will probably not run off with Roccos brother Hardback