Born in a small town in West Dunbartonshire on Loch Lomond, this Scottish noble cat left his clan and home at an early age to seek his fortune in faraway America. He signed on as a mouser on a cargo ship and eventually disembarked in Baltimore. For a long time he worked as a children's entertainer in a fast-food restaurant, which caused his belly to grow as well as his appetite. If you want to win him over, you can do so with a well-stocked fridge, a comfortable cat carrier, and a VIP customer card for pizza delivery.