Green Sweary Doormat

Make your boundaries clear from the very first step with this cheeky coir doormat. Features cheerful "Kindly f*ck off" text for those with an offbeat sense of humour. Suggested for sheltered porches and for indoor use. Please note that the printed design may fade when left outside in extreme weather. This is a novelty gift intended for adults only. Designed by Something Different Wholesale and part of the Dark Humour range of rude and sweary gifts.