Rude Birthday Valentines Card - Bang on Kitchen Table

Funny Sexy Valentine, Anniversary or Birthday card for boyfriend, husband or lover. Handmade love card. Humorous, adult and naughty card. Sexy quotation. "You remind me of my big toe. Sooner or later I'm going to bang you on the kitchen table." Blank inside for your personal message Handmade greeting card printed on high-quality card, complete with envelope. Content: 1 x card, 1 x envelope Size: 6 x 6 inches, 152 x 152 mm Card: White hammer finish, 300 gsm Envelope (included): 100 gsm