Touch Your Butt Pop Up Card

A cheeky card for those of whom have a cute butt you quite fancy touching (with their permission ooobviously). This friendly fellow (we call him Excitable Edbert, who is not at all creepy) has multiple 3D handtickles for romantic butt patting. PRODUCT INFO - Bold and excitable octopus pops up on opening, no construction required - Features a very happy, 3D octopus with multiple tentacle hands just waiting to touch butts with - A thoughtful, perhaps slightly naughty card for those of whom octopi your heart - Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's day, your partner's birthday or for your junior colleague at work. JOKING, do not do that. - A5 when folded, includes blank, internal pull out card & envelope - If sending direct to lucky recipient and adding a message, this will be handwritten by our team for you - FSC certified and 100% recyclable - Handmade and dispatched by a friendly (and perky buttocked) small business Front reads: WISH I WAS AN OCTOPUS Inside reads: SO I'D HAVE EIGHT HANDS TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT WITH