Burning candles... Candle gift for friend. Handmade soy wax candle. Slogan candle. Quote candle. funny candle. friend gift.

Burning candles...because setting fire to people I fucking hate is frowned upon. Perfect funny, tongue- in- cheek gift for a friend. Simply choose a scent and a size. Our candles are hand-poured with love and they are made from natural, sustainable soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free. Each scent has a strong but not overpowering scent throw. Due to the natural colour of the wax and some essential oils having a slight tint, candles may not be white! Our scents: Freshly cut grass – evokes the familiar and well-loved fresh scent associated with moist cut grass and initially exudes a strong and prominent smell associated with narcissus and violet. Pornstar Martini –Fresh passionfruit comes alive in this amazing fragrance, blended beautifully with zesty lime, vanilla and that all important hit of champagne, to make this a perfect dupe of the nation’s favourite cocktail. Sherbet Lemon – the combined scent of both citrus and this familiar sweet fizzy effervescent powder, initially exuding a strong and prominent smell associated with iced lemon and frozen bergamot. Pear Drops – a wonderful aroma identical to the scent of those red and yellow pear drop sweets we loved as kids! This fragrance is packed with elevating fresh and sweet base notes. Parma Violet – the lovely perfumed scent of this popular confectionary has top notes of green violet leaf and violet flower, mid notes of parma violets, warm rose and freesia with base notes of powdery violet and iris. Cuban Tobacco & Oak – aromatic vintage cologne notes lead into a heart of rich sweet tobacco, warm spices and a hint of cognac. Smokey woods of oak, ebony and incense combine with dark musk to complete this fragrance. Mojito – The fragrance starts with citrusy top notes of lime, lemon and grapefruit. The heart is minty with peppermint and the background is musky. Raspberry Daiquiri – This amazingly refreshing cocktail has the perfect balance of sweet and tangy flavours; tart raspberries are sieved then added to crushed ice with a dash of white rum sweetened with simple syrup. Lemon and lime juice add a delectable freshness and a garnish of freshly sliced lime finishes. Belgian Chocolate – Our Belgian Chocolate fragranced hand made Candle scent smells just like luxurious gourmet dark chocolate. A rich and sweet fragranced Candle which smells good enough to eat (don’t do that!) Chocolate Caramel - smells just like luxurious gourmet dark chocolate with the addition of sweet, smooth, caramel. A rich and sweet fragranced Candle which smells good enough to eat (please don’t). Gin & Tonic - Ice and a slice? The perfect scent for warmer weather. Green tea and citrus notes are shaken over ice with herbal accords, freshened with a squeeze of fresh lime and an aromatic twist of pine. Chocolate orange - With base notes of cocoa and zesty bursts of orange, this warming fragrance is a true reminder of the classic chocolate orange. Plum & mulberry - This marvellous combination of both a fruit and a berry, provides a strong and prominent smell of red berries, apple, pear, lychee, plum, mulberry, cassis and peach with a floral background. Lemon Lavender - A fresh, clean citrus fragrance blended with classic lavender with base notes of orange blossom and woody notes Coconut Lime - The ultimate summer refresher - zesty lime and creamy coconut make this classic scent irresistible Earl Grey Tea - Smells just like a cup of hot tea! dry, black tea leaves rounded with notes of bitter orange and bergamot for a fragrance that is both clean and calming Lime, Basil & Mandarin - Inspired by the classic 'Jo Malone' candle, bright and tart, mandarin blends with the zestiness of lime to bring a vibrant freshness to the top notes. The herbaceous warmth of basil, with a peppery edge, adds an unexpected twist to the vibrant citrus notes. Cinnamon Latte - A delicious blend of creamy vanilla, spicy cinnamon, hot sweet caramel and fresh, strong, home-brewed coffee Clean cotton - The scent of fresh clean laundered cotton, with bright top notes of lemon, crisp green apples and ozone. Aloe and cucumber - This fragrance combines crisp cucumber and refreshing green aloe to create a light and breezy scent Citrus Burst - A fresh scent of zesty lemon and lime with notes of grapefruit Lemongrass & ginger - Fresh, lemony, grassy, earthy and sweet, with a warm burst of spicy ginger Pink grapefruit & rosemary - Zesty notes of grapefruit, with the green herbal tones of rosemary combine with a floral heart of jasmine and melon. A fresh fragrance with a vibrant character Jellybean - A rich mouth-watering blend of raspberries and blackcurrants with a candied base of sweet jelly beans Pina colada - A fruity cocktail of pineapple, creamy coconut and a twist of zesty lime Caribbean berry & melon - Enjoy a trip to paradise! This juicy aroma is an exotic blend of sweet mangos and succulent strawberries Cherry Bakewell - The deep fruity richness of fresh black cherries combines with creamy almond notes to bring this teatime favourite to life Cupcake - Straight out of the oven! A warm, sweet, rich creamy vanilla fragrance with tasty caramel notes Strawberry & Mango - The scent of sugar dusted strawberries and freshly picked ripe and juicy mangoes make this sweet treat a Summer favourite We are all born different. Just like us, natural wax candles have a unique skin. There will be imperfections. This just shows that each candle is hand-poured, contains no nasty chemicals and won’t harm our planet. About Our Candles • Natural soy wax • 100% Handmade • Vegan and cruelty free • Clean burning • High quality fragrances and essential oils • 125ml – 20-30 hours burn time • 225ml – 30-40 hours burn time