F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Send this birthday card to your friend to wish them happy birthday of course, but as a little reminder of no matter how fabulous they are they'll never be as fabulous as you. A birthday card featuring a glamourous african american woman in a swimsuit holding up a pair of sunglasses against a dark pink background. Dark blue and white lower case text above reads Happy Birthday to someone almost as fabulous as me. Obviously when I say almost I mean nowhere near.