F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Yeah, I think this card pretty much sums up what every cat thinks about anything that doesn't involve food for them. If you know a cat fan (or someone not so enthusiastic) this Birthday card might just be perfect for them. Just don't leave it at cat height or it might just be eaten. A birthday card with a photo of an aloof looking white cat against a red background. Text on the card reads Birthday Cat says... Do what the f*** you like I really don't give a sh*t.