F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Finally a totally innocent card... hold on a second, oh b*llocks. Maybe next year! A birthday card with a vintage style picture of a woman looking at a greetings card in a shop and a speech bubble that reads 'Finally a card that doesn't have f***, w*nk, b*llocks, cock or tosser on' in capitalised black font.