F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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If 2020 has taught us anything it's that cards can really raise a smile much more than an email ever could. So here's the perfect birthday card for that one person needs cheering up. A birthday card with a photo of an old couple looking happy as they open a greeting card with the text in a white box above them reading Send a card and give an old person something to live for.