F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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If you're not one for being subtle, let your partner know you want to party in your birthday suits... White wrapping paper with a vintage style photo of a woman doing the Flamenco dance and flashing her underwear and thighs repeated across the entire paper and next to her are the words 'Go on flash your gusset! It's your birthday' in capitalised white, rounded font against red, pink and green banners.