F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment. A greeting card with a picture of an intense looking business man with big glasses. Red and black text above reads You've grown into a great man. Much better then the dick you used to be.