F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Another year has passed and another birthday is just around the corner. It's your duty to let your friends and family know that they are now officially old and if you want to make it to old age too maybe consider sending this card in the post! A pale yellow birthday card with a retro style drawing of a happy, well-dressed couple. The woman is waving and above them are the words 'Hello! Yes you! The old one!' in capitalised pink and blue font.