F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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I mean, you may not care about their Birthday, I mean they have one every year but you're still giving them a card so that's not completely forgetting them. Okay, the card is a bit dismissive but sometime those egos need deflating. A birthday card with a picture of a woman in showgirl costume standing next to an easel. On which reads I don't care about your stupid birthday.