I Don't Need a Juice Cleanse - I Need Gin Funny Coaster

I am so over all this self-improvement nonsense, I don't need a juice cleanse, I need a gin cleanse. It's still healthy, it comes from a berry after all.A coaster with a retro-style photo of a smiling woman holding up a glass of alcohol to cheers and next to her are the words 'I don't need a juice cleanse I need gin' in capitalised, purple and pink font against white banners.