F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's a rude greeting for you when all you want to do is just send a little card and insult the ones you love. You know they'll see the funny side at least you hope they will and if not there's always a 'sorry I was such a sh*t' card you could send. Actually there isn't, maybe I should do that for next year!