I'm So Excited It's Christmas Postcard

So, we all know that person who gets just a little bit too excited by all the festivities, do we not? Let them know you noticed and that you won't be sitting next to them at the office Christmas lunch this year unless they can hold it in a little better... A bright, white picture postcard, featuring a woman dressed in a green, with a Christmas hat, holding presents and looking at the camera. Has the caption 'I'm So Excited It's Christmas, a little bit of wee came out' in bold green and red capital letters.