Merry Christmas W*nker Rude

Say 'Merry Christmas' to the W*nker - or indeed w*nkers - in your life with our bright retro Christmas card and the perfect Yuletide message. Ah, I'm getting all emotional. A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of a smiling family looking at camera through a festive wreath. Text below them reads Merry Christmas w*nker.