I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Rude Birthday Card

Bottle of Wine, chocolate cake, maybe even a day go carting. All acceptable Birthdsay presents. Then there's jizzing in their cake. Not acceptable. But we've all got a friend we can be as wildly unacceptable as we can with so this beauty might just be for them. A birthday card with a 1960s picture of a smiling chef looking at the camera. Text above reads I've jizzed in your birthday cake.