F*** Quinoa! I Have Cake Rude Birthday Card
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Here's the perfect birthday card to send to that one friend, like you, who can just about remember dancing on some tables sometime but it's a very dim and distant memory. Those were the days! A birthday card with a photo of a 1970s smiling woman in a yellow dress. Simple white text above and beside her reads Remember when we were young and fancy free? No, me neither.